Let’s be realistic before we go ballistic
-Amanda

“While addressing a host church: Danke Falke (thank you Pigs!)” ~ Talitha

“Vicky, can we kiss?” ~ Cory

“I’ll go pher you” ~ Jeph

“Sorry guys – nuts make me giddy” ~ Corwin

“How far would you go before marriage?” ~Holly
“FAR!” ~Janelle

“Elephants poop in balls and June beetles ride the balls – it’s a partnership.” ~ Cory

“ Stay in, eyeballs!” ~ Kevin (about bungee jumping)

“Meaty whiffs, cigar box with Marmite” ~ Wine Description

“I’m the alcohol King” ~ Becca

“I have trouble keeping my pants on.” ~ Kim D.

“I’m a big girl” ~ Cory

“I’d totally tackle a naked buy for sure” ~ Cory

“ BURN the monks” ~ Talitha

“Some friends that I’m girls with…” ~ Corwin

“This place is so much more beautiful than Canada” ~ Ryan (on Vancouver Island)

“Are you from leftfield?” ~ Beth (in lethbridge, AB)

“What’s that big shadow in the sky?” ~ Christie (about a mountain)

“Teriyaki…is that Greek?” ~ Talitha

“ Wouldn’t it be great if we all wake up with sausages in our hands?” ~ Janelle

“I just dropped a log” ~ Becca

“Maybe you guys wouldn’t be up tired if you went to bed instead of farting all night.”
~ Kim (to boys cabin)

“ If Anne of Green Gables walked in, I’d hit on her.” ~ Jodie

“Go wherever your tongue leads you” ~ Sean

“What it is?” ~ Kerianne

“Absence cases tenderness” ~Vicky

“ I just had the best pie, what was is called? …Oh yeah… cheesecake!” ~ Ryan

“Whoopee!” ~ Ty

“Corwin open your pants!” ~Becca

“Maybe…Maybe its…wisdom!” ~Ty (said while not fully conscious)

“Whoopseedaisy” ~Holly falling on her face

“I heard proskeneo!” ~Ryan (tripping up the stairs) (Proskeneo – greek for falling down in worship)

“I admire selfishness” ~ Holly

“Charlotte if you marry Jeremy, we’ll be sisters-in-law!” ~Ryan

“I look good on the outside, taste even better on the inside, so why don’t boys want to smooch me?” ~Kimbo

“My anus longs to discharge slurpee” ~Talitha

“Girls always get their ears pierced, that’s actually one of the reasons I got mine pierced” ~Ryan

“Guys are SUPPOSE to be dogs.” ~Cory

“Jesus is the bread of life and its obvious Janelle’s been eating a lot of it.” ~Kevin (at encouragement night)

“That goats sleeping with it head on his body” ~Becca

“My sister is going to Paris, France. No Rome – it’s a 3 country tour.” ~Ryan

“Maple syrup is sweet honey for those who have no sweet honey.” ~Tyler

“Kerianne hears everything…she has ears like an eagle.” ~Tyler

“-Tyler, are you tired, sick or stoned?
--Um..maybe both.” ~Tyler at 1am

“Today I looked in the mirror and for the first time I understand why people call me Fabio.” ~Ryan

“I wrote an autobiography on Wayne Gretzky.” ~Ryan

“I feel like my arm pits are choking!” ~Crystal

“Females have different things than males” ~Kerianne

“Well I’m not a woman so I didn’t have to worry” ~Kerianne

“It’s not my fault, I’m not a man.” ~Ryan…naturally

“smoking causes abortion” ~Christie…in grade 10.

“Sean, you’re the product of homosexual mice.” ~Corwin

“I think I’m teething” ~Talitha

“Last night in the bathroom there was a noise but no substance…and then I was satisfied” ~Ryan

“I put it in your EARBALL” ~Amanda

“God can water the earth, He just has to work on my schedule.” ~Deanna

“I see a lot of poop…but where are the poopers?” ~ Becca (Kruger Safari)

“Talitha cam and slept by my floor on the bed.” ~De

“Janelle: Come on Holy, come to bed
Holly: Okay (runs towards Janelle)
Jodie: It’s that easy!?!”

“What is hell? The absence of me!” ~ Cory

“Thanks Jeph, Nice head!” ~Janelle

“So what if I like a little tongue action?” ~Jeph (his mannerisms)

“so..where’s Cory, I REALLY want to SQUEEZE his tooshie!” ~Mutasa