There isn't any need to go into depth about this, since I'm pretty sure everyone has heard about the Doug Ford's ignorance regarding Canadian literature. I have to say that watching this unfold is like watching a train wreck - it is a horrible tragedy that you simply cannot look away from.

Looking at the picture that the National Post has of Doug Ford, I think I have found a rational explanation for his actions. My theory, supported by photo evidence, is that Glenn Beck and Doug Ford are identical twins who were separated at birth. In what I consider to be the definitive answer to the nature vs nurture debate, both brothers managed to have identical political ideology despite being raised separately.

At this point I think we should start a betting pool on what gets privatized in Toronto. Who wants to bet it's the zoo, the libraries, the fire department, or the police?