Up, up, up your premium. Up, up, up your premium.
Scribble away!
And balance the books.
Up, up, up your premium.
Scribble away!
But manage the books.

It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountancy,
To find, explore the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy!

It can be manly in insurance.
We'll up your premium semi-annually.
It's all tax deductible.
We're fairly incorruptible,
We're sailing on the wide accountancy!

Monty Python, The Accountancy Shanty