For my birthday this year Heather gave me a copy of Atlanta Nights. My favourite chapter was written by a computer program that took the contents of the other chapters and rearranged them. Most of the chapter is nonsensical but every now and then you get a real gem of wisdom.

I wanted to try out the program so I fed it my recent series of posts on Uganda and here is the result. Just like Atlanta Nights, some sentences are rubbish but there are also some really great ones buried in there. I've named the story Kampala Mornings as a homage to Atlanta Nights.

Kampala Mornings

Originally written by Sean Carney
Regurgitated by the Bonsai Story Generator

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Easy in-camera trick photography.
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Some people were thinking.
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The testimonies came onto the trip – door evangelism.
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In one week I spent in Uganda.
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Africa so not everyone on and off.
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Once we left the airport for the time, so not everything worked smoothly.
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We were able to get us through customs again.
I disagreed with film.
Easy, in-camera trick photography.
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One day I decided to the hostel.
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Eventually we started dueling with film.
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We would be going to do, until daylight.
I guess the group wandered into Lugandan while wondering what to do.
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My hair was truly invaluable.
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You know the guys and going through customs again.
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What if they were pleased with this, but there wasn’t anywhere else to go.
Luckily cooler heads prevailed and we found myself surprisingly happy since my personal belief that you couldn’t.
You know the week I didn’t want to write this story my personal belief that was sponsoring the evangelism.
The biggest issue I faced was the first day I hated the history of their experiences.
Some people I talked to converted they would question my head done before the next Sunday morning hiding in the program with the evangelism.
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2002 and winter of jumping into the room she sat on this long and I had the fall of the room.
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We started dueling with our guides.
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To this day I was simply horrible.
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There was a low point I realized how much it’s helped me get a mohawk.
I suppose some sleep.
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Uganda and no t-shirts.
This was because good deal.
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Overall this most important to me.
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Eventually we started dueling with collars and going through the week.
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Easy, in-camera trick photography.
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I’ve decided to pull over our situation.
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I had the same as possible.
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Probably this long overnight drive.
To my knowledge there is at a church.
My hair was My hair salon in the sheer number of people that still stand out in time.
This was a tripod doing door to finally find myself in the program went to leave, but a lot of good Christians wear collared shirts, nice clothing and depressed over the boy, but you couldn’t.
We waited around us when waking up.
Once we left the ...