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Uganda Part 3 - Door to Door
Tue, 03/30/2010 - 18:00 — Sean CarneyThis is part of a multi-post series on the week I spent in Uganda doing door to door evangelism. Click here to read all posts in this series.
The next six days were the main component of the trip - door to door evangelism. We went out for six days, spending two days each helping three churches in the outskirts of Kampala.
We would be sent in pairs to churches every morning and would be sent out from the church individually with our guides. Immediately we noticed that things weren't as we expected them to be.
There was a running problem in that year's trip in which everywhere we went people thought we were experts in the field that we were helping in. When we helped at a school in Alexandra, everyone thought we were teachers. When we planted gardens in Cape Town, everyone thought we were farmers. Lastly, when we did door to door evangelism, everyone thought we were pastors.
The confusion about our vocation lead to a number of issues, one of which was that we weren't simply going to be letting our translator do the talking since our translators were under the impression that it was our job to talk. So we ended up going from being the 'door openers' Wally had talked about to being full blown evangelists.
Unfortunately the confusion about our training didn't stop there. Numerous people from my group were asked to deliver a sermon as guests at one of the churches they had helped. For those who have never enjoyed a Ugandan style sermon, you should know that a short one clocks in at an hour. If you're lucky.
I didn't have that much trouble politely saying "No" or more typically, inventing a hundred excuses which would keep me from speaking at a church. My fellow group members had a harder time resisting these invites and I know several who literally spent the next Sunday morning hiding in bed from the pastors who came to collect them and bring them to their church.
Doing all the evangelism ourselves wasn't what we signed up for, but there wasn't anything we could do about it at this point in time, so we just went along with it. We spent our days walking through the outskirts of Kampala reading our testimony / tracts to people and converting them to the faith.
Twice I had the opportunity to do something other than just evangelize. I guess the word got around that there was a North American pastor in the neighborhood since I got requests to perform a faith healing and an exorcism. I prayed over both of the people, but I had doubts in my mind concerning what my translator was expecting me to do.
Another problem we had was that the translators provided to us from the local church had often never attended the church in question or knew the area so we frequently got lost. Getting lost in a foreign country is never fun but under these circumstances it was simply horrible.
One day I was waiting at a church for Kimbo to show up so that we could eat lunch together. She was late by half an hour and returned crying since she and her translator had been lost. It happened to be her birthday and the stress of the week caught up with her in that moment. When she came into the room she sat on a bench at the back of the room. At this point I realized that I had dreamed about this happening a couple months beforehand. I did my best to comfort her and desperately tried to remember what happened next in the dream to give me some indication of what to do.
Everything continued to be stressful and weird as the week went on. Whereas we had become completely accustomed to the South African culture, the Ugandan culture provided no end of confusion and stress for us. Starting from the first day I was counting down the days until we went "home" and returned to South Africa.
This story will be continued in two days time, stay tuned.
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Uganda Part 2 - The Beginning
Sun, 03/28/2010 - 18:00 — Sean CarneyThis is part of a multi-post series on the week I spent in Uganda doing door to door evangelism. Click here to read all posts in this series.
It is worth repeating that this was the first year that the School of Discipleship went to South Africa so not everything worked smoothly. When it was time to leave for Uganda we departed from Umtata in the evening and attempted to drive through the night to Johannesburg to catch our flight (map of route).
The problem was that our bus driver started to get rather sleepy on this long overnight drive. To his credit, he wisely decided to pull over at a service station to catch some sleep.
The problem was now finding a place to sleep. The bus itself was a sauna full of bodies, but there wasn't anywhere else to go. Luckily some of us found a nice patch of grass near the gas pumps and managed to catch some sleep after reciting the litany "SoD is hell, we sleep at Shell" a few times. Others were less lucky and hung about the station for the long hours until daylight.
I woke up to the sound of clucking and we found a herd of chickens pecking the ground around us when daylight came. To this day that is one of the strangest, most surreal experiences I've had when waking up.
Once we packed up again we set off for the airport, made our flight and had a lovely and uneventful flight from Johannesburg to Entebbe.
Once we arrived we got off the plane, into the terminal and encountered another surprise. Apparently we needed a visa to get into Uganda and no one had told us about this. The cost to enter Uganda was fifty American dollars per person. We waited around the airport terminal for a while wondering what to do, until the customs officials allowed one person of our group to be escorted to a bank where they withdrew enough funds to cover everyone's visa.
This was another event that further worried us about what was ahead. If we didn't know about the visas, what other horrible surprises lay before us?
Once we left the airport we boarded a minibus that took us to the hostel. Much to our relief the accommodations were taken care of, so we wouldn't need to worry about were to stay.
Once we were at the hostel (map) we unpacked, explored a bit and were handed our testimonies for the upcoming days. The testimonies came in two large packages, one in English and one in Lugandan.
We started to read our testimonies and noticed that they weren't quite what we had written way back in Canada. Mine was basically unaltered except for a few areas that I now forget. One guy from our group, Cory, had his changed to read that before becoming Christian he was disobedient to his parents.
This wasn't what we had written so we were deeply angered that our testimonies had been changed. A testimony is supposed to be something personal, but between using a template format and having it modified we felt violated.
From the impressions we received in reading our own testimonies, things weren't looking up for the coming door to door work.

This story will be continued in two days time, stay tuned.
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Art of the Steal
Sat, 03/27/2010 - 17:43 — Sean CarneyWired has an excellent article online entitled Art of the Steal, which details the exploits of Gerald Blanchard - a master thief. The article is well written and very interesting, but what I found most interesting was the bank that his trouble with the Winnipeg police started - the Polo Park CIBC.
Many years ago I went dumpster diving in the industrial area along the east side of Waverly street. I found a few interesting things, a desk at Manitoba Hydro, some computer chassis, but the real winner was a set of blue prints. You can probably see where this is going, but I had found a full set of blueprints for the soon to be built CIBC Polo Park branch.
When I found them I thought "I could plan the perfect heist with these!" but ended up putting them up on my bedroom wall for several years. It's really funny now to think that someone at that time was actually planning to rob that bank and did a fairly good job of it.
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Uganda Part 1 - The Background
Fri, 03/26/2010 - 18:00 — Sean CarneyA few days ago I was talking with my priest and came onto the subject of my time spent in Uganda. Uganda holds a special place in my life since it was arguably one of the worst weeks of my life, but also one of the most important and formative. I've decided that I want to write this story down since it has been so important to me.
This is the beginning of a series of posts that detail my experiences in Uganda and the impact they've had on my life.
In the fall of 2002 and winter of 2003 I participated in Canadian Mennonite University's School of Discipleship program (currently known as Outtatown). The program is a six month study and travel program with the stated motto of "Knowing God, knowing yourself, knowing the world". The first three months are spent in Canada studying and learning, and the second three months are spent in Guatemala or South Africa learning about Spanish or conflict resolution and apartheid.
2002 and 2003 was the first year the program went to South Africa, and I choose Africa since I was most interested in conflict resolution and the history of South Africa. Africa intrigued me to the point where there was little question as to which country I would visit.
Now I've established that I was in South Africa for three months, but how did I find myself in Uganda?
Back when I was in the program it was run by Wally Schmidt. Wally one of the most creative and imaginative people you'll find. What happened was a businessman approached Wally and offered to pay our airfare and lodging if we spend six days in Uganda doing door to door evangelism.
If you know Wally, you know there is no way he could ever turn this down. Basically he was able to detour the trip to central Africa for a week for free - a pretty good deal.
We were told to write our testimonies for translation into Lugandan while we were in Canada and were provided the general format we should follow. Every Christian knows this format. It goes like this; life before faith, conversion experience, life of faith, [bible quote], invitation to become Christian, and [bible quote]. The pre-defined format bothered me a bit, but I played along with it. We finished our testimonies and sent them off for translation.
Uganda slipped from our minds for about three months until we found ourselves in South Africa and a week before the trip. Wally came to explain to us what this trip was going to be all about. He was a gentleman about it, he took us wine tasting, but after the tasting was done he laid down what he knew.
Basically we were told we would be going to Uganda to act as 'door openers'. We would be paired with a local guide who would go with us and read our testimonies while we just stood there and played along. Easy right? He also took the time to explain that he wasn't entirely sure about our food and accommodations but those would be worked out in time. This was not what we wanted to hear at all.
We were already nervous about leaving South Africa, but being told that not all areas of the trip were finalized came as a blow. Never the less we carried on and a week later drove to the airport for the flight to Uganda.
This story will be continued in two days time, stay tuned.
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Christian's Music Video Shoot
Thu, 03/25/2010 - 16:34 — Sean CarneyLate last night I helped Christian shoot a music video. The overall idea for the video was to have him singing while four people passed him phones from all four sides of the shot. My job was to be one of the people passing him phones, but I also got some great pictures. I'll post the video whenever it comes out so you can see my debut as a hand model.
After we shot a few takes of the video we changed things up a bit and started handing him beer instead of telephones. While the beer video is awesome, I don't think it will be widely distributed.
More pictures from the night are available in my gallery - Sketch Williams Video Shoot.
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Commenting Works Again
Wed, 03/24/2010 - 08:00 — Sean CarneyLast night I found out that the commenting system on my blog was broken. It looks like reCAPTCHA and Wordpress were not talking to each other. I've upgraded reCAPTCHA and everything seems to be working again. Let me know if anything is still acting funny.
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Pointe du Bois
Tue, 03/23/2010 - 07:01 — Sean CarneyThis weekend I was at the saint benedicts table winter retreat at Camp Cedarwood. While the weather was decidedly unwinter-ish (we played broom ball on the field), it was a great time.
On Saturday I had some free time so I decided to go to Pointe du Bois to take some pictures. While I couldn't get close to the dam, there was lots of wonderful subject matter scattered around the general area.
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...with club sauce
Thu, 03/18/2010 - 22:09 — Sean CarneyGirish's kinetic typography assignment just makes me smile.
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Quote from Arrested Development.
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I Guess it's Really Happening
Wed, 03/17/2010 - 17:41 — Sean Carney
On Friday I came home from work, and as usual, checked the mail. Sitting in the basket below the mail slot was a large-ish white envelope with what was clearly a book inside.
I wondered who would be sending me a book and tried to remember any circumstance that would lead to one sitting in my porch. Alas, I couldn't figure out why it came or who it came from, so I ripped the paper open to reveal this.
Huh. I guess I really am going to be spending my summer studying.
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