A while ago everyone was lamenting the lack of holidays in the long, cold winter months. People need a statutory holiday every now and then, so I've decided to remedy the situation. I am declaring February 24th to be International Dance The 'Time Warp' Day. The dancing will occur at 2:30 pm central time (8:30 pm Greenwich mean time).

Why? I hear you asking. I shall tell you why:
- The 24th is the perfect date for a new holiday because it is the number 42 read backwards. (If anyone does not know the significance of the number 42 look here)
- It will foster unity across the globe as everyone dances the 'Time Warp' at the same time.
- The 'Time Warp' is a great song to dance to because the song also includes directions on how to dance.

Did I also mention that the 'Time Warp' is fun to dance?

I can hear you skeptics in the back saying "It can't be international, Sean could never pull that off!" to which I say "Nay! Emily who is currently in South Africa has agreed to participate so the event will be legitimately international."
Some people are also liable to say "I am a visual learner! I can't simply listen to the song's instructions." Well fine! You can find a visual learning aid here.

So what are you waiting for? On February 24th at 2:30 pm (10:30 pm in South Africa, 5:00 pm Newfoundland) dance the 'Time Warp' with all the other cool, hip people who read this blog.

Also, please pass word of this along to other people. I would like to hear of people other than Emily and myself dancing on the 24th.