Last spring, I brought you a tale of woe about what some might say is the smallest kitchen they have ever had the opportunity to cook in. Today, in Mississauga, I found it's long lost twin.

I'm staying in a Holiday Inn, and the bathroom is so small you cannot open the door all the way because it hits the toilet. Now, I am not saying that it opens halfway and then hits the porcelain, it doesn't even make it that far.

To use the toilet (or shower for that fact) you need to do a silly little dance where you walk into the bathroom, stand beside the toilet, turn around, close the door, and then approach either the toilet or shower.

Now say there was a fire in the building while you were in the shower. In order to escape quickly, you would need to reach out, open the bathroom door, vault the toilet, and then run out of the bathroom while trying to put some clothes on. Vaulting the toilet, while it sounds like fun, would probably lead to a broken neck considering how nice and slippery tile floors can be when wet.

Here's hoping there isn't a fire tomorrow morning.