- Never underestimate the quantity of meals that bacon can be served with
- Painting burlap is like nailing spam to the wall
- Ticks apparently are quite attracted to me
- There is a fine line between making syrup and making rock candy
- It is possible to draw blood with my cooking
- Pancakes taste great with icing
- Pancakes and rice were not made for each other
- Deer are scared of me, beavers are not